Thursday 17th of May 2012

Apparently Charlotte Roche has offered the German President sex. Of course, with all offers like this there are a few strings attached to her offer. She said that she would have sex with the president, and all he has to do is not sign the law extending nuclear power stations’ lifespans.

Until this sexual offer, Charlotte was best known for her international best seller Wetlands. This is a frank debut novel about the sex life of an 18-year-old. It has been described as everything from literary eroticism to undiluted pornography.

However, now Charlotte, age 32, has found more fame by offering herself to the German president. In a recent interview, she said that she is straight up offering to go to bed with the president if he would refuse to sign into law the extension of the country’s nuclear power stations.

Of course, Charlotte has refused to have any further talks on this matter. Maybe she is embarrassed that she would give herself up so easily? Either way, she is not talking to anyone else about her comments. However, she did explain that this matter is a matter of life and death. Thus, in her eyes, giving herself up to the president would not be that big of a deal if she was successful in her mission.

Wait a second, isn’t Charlotte married? On top of that, doesn’t she have kids? The answer to both of those questions is yes. Charlotte addressed this problem by saying that her husband was on board with the idea. Now it is simply up to the first lady to agree on it.

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